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Layne Cope

Layne Cope

I am a geek. A Windows geek to be exact. I do all things computer. I do like outdoor activities; camping, fishing, riding my hawg, etc. but I always gravitate back to the computer. In fact, between work, the biz and other stuff, if I am not on the 'puter for 14 - 16 hours a day, I feel deprived!

Friday, 10 June 2011 11:37

On The Wind Creations

One of my brothers is making and selling some interesting and unique things to hang around your house! If you have a spot that cries out for something to hang there, check it out! It is a new online store and everything is unique and different!

Thursday, 09 June 2011 11:12

A Real Good Woman

A real good woman is a man's best friend.


She will Never stand him up and never let him down.


She will reassure him when he feels insecure and comfort him after a bad day.


She will inspire him to do things he never thought he could do; to live without fear and forget regret.


She will enable him to express his deepest emotions and give in to his most intimate desires.


She will make sure he always feels as though he's the most handsome man in the room and will enable him to be the most confident, sexy, seductive and invincible...

No wait... Sorry.. I'm thinking of whiskey. It’s whiskey that does all that shit. Never mind.

Thanks Bob! Laughing

Monday, 06 June 2011 11:22

Action Shots

Penny and I went for a ride to Lincoln MT, for lunch this weekend. A couple weeks ago my friend Clay enlightened me on taking action shots while riding. He had some really cool shots so I decided I would give it a try as well. Some are better than others but here they are:

These were taken at 50mph+ with our little Fuji XP "action camera". It is a water proofish, shock proofish, and dust proofish 12MP digital.

Sunday, 22 May 2011 14:51

Montana Barbies

Mattel recently announced the release of limited-edition Barbie Dolls for the Montana market:




She comes with an assortment of Kate Spade Handbags, a Lexus SUV, a long-haired foreign dog named"Belle"and a million dollar waterfront home. Available with or without tummy tuck and face lift. Workaholic Ken sold only in conjunction with the augmented version.



The modern day homemaker Barbie is available with Ford Windstar Minivan and matching gym outfit. She gets lost easily and has no full-time occupation. She has no idea what Ken does for work. Cell phone and golden retriever dog sold separately.



This recently paroled Barbie comes with a 9mm handgun, a Ray Lewis knife, a Chevy truck with dark tinted windows, and a meth Lab Kit. This model is only available after dark and must be paid for in cash (preferably small, untraceable bills) unless you are a cop, then we don't know what you are talking about.



This yuppie Barbie comes with your choice of BMW convertible or Hummer H2. Included are her own Starbucks cup, credit card and country club membership. Also available for this set are Shallow Ken and Private School Skipper. You won't be able to afford any of them.



This pale model comes dressed in her own Wrangler jeans two sizes too small, a NASCAR t-shirt and tweety bird tattoo on her shoulder. She has a six-pack of Bud light and a Hank Williams Jr. CD set. She can spit over 5 feet and kick mullet-haired Ken's butt when she is drunk. Purchase her pickup truck separately and get a confederate flag bumper sticker absolutely free.



This collagen injected, rhino plastic Barbie wears a leopard print outfit and drinks cosmopolitans while entertaining friends. Percocet prescription available as well as newly built spec house in new sub division.



This tobacco-chewing, brassy-haired Barbie has a pair of her own high-heeled sandals with one broken heel from the time she chased beer-gutted Ken out of Billings Barbie's house. Her ensemble includes low-rise acid-washed jeans, fake fingernails, and a see-through halter-top. Also available with a mobile home.



This doll is made of actual tofu. She has long straight brown hair, arch-less feet, hairy armpits, no makeup and Birkenstocks with white socks. She prefers that you call her Willow. She does not want or need a Ken doll, but if you purchase two Missoula Barbies and the optional Subaru wagon, you get a rainbow flag bumper sticker for free.



This Barbie now comes with a stroller and 2 infant dolls. Optional accessories include a GED and bus pass. Gangsta Ken and his 1979 Caddy were available, but are now very difficult to find since the addition of the infant. Warning: it is possible that Wolf Point Barbie will soon come with an additional infant.



She's perfect in every way, mainly due to the high levels of antidepressants in her system. We don't know where Ken is because he's always at church meetings. Available with 2.5 kids.

Thanks Kyle! Laughing

Wednesday, 11 May 2011 11:25

Earlie Cuyler Prayer

While we are on the subject of church, this prayer was sent to me by my friend Clay. I thought it was pretty entertaining, almost tattoo worthy!!!


Squidbillies_title_cardDear Lord...

Please allow this dangerous combination of hair spray, bat slobber, and D.O.T. four automatic transmission fluid to excite my mind, occupy my spirits, and enrage my body, provoking me to kick any man or woman in the back of the head regardless of what he or she has or has not done unto me.

All my Best, Earlie Cuyler.


Thanks Clay! Laughing

Wednesday, 11 May 2011 11:11

More Rednecks...

2010-09-09-nascarbible1. You Know You're in a Redneck Church if .....
The finance committee refuses to provide funds for the purchase of a chandelier because none of the members knows how to play one.

2. You Know You're in a Redneck Church if ....
People ask, when they learn that Jesus fed the 5000, whether the two fish were bass or catfish, and what bait was used to catch 'em.

3. You Know You're in a Redneck Church if ....
When the pastor says, "I'd like to ask Bubba to help take up the offering" and five guys and two women stand up.

4. You Know You're in a Redneck Church if ....
Opening day of deer season is recognized as an official church holiday.

5. You Know You're in a Redneck Church if...
A member of the church requests to be buried in his 4-wheel-drive truck because "It ain't never been in a hole it couldn't get out of" (Love it!)

6. You Know You're in a Redneck Church if .....
The choir is known as the "OK Chorale".

7. You Know You're in a Redneck Church if ....
In a congregation of 500 members, there are only seven last names in the church directory.

8. You Know You're in a Redneck Church if ....
People think "rapture" is what you get when you lift something too heavy.

9. You Know You're in a Redneck Church if ....
The baptismal pool is a #2 galvanized " Wheeling " washtub.

10. You Know You're in a Redneck Church if ....
The choir robes were donated by (and embroidered with the logo from) Billy Bob's Barbecue.

11. You Know You're in a Redneck Church if ....
The collection plates are really hubcaps from a '56 Chevy.

12. You Know You're in a Redneck Church if ...
Instead of a bell you are called to service by a duck call.

13. You Know You're in a Redneck Church if ....
The minister and his wife drive matching pickup trucks.

14. You Know You're in a Redneck Church if ....
The communion wine is Boone's Farm "Tickled Pink".

15. You Know You're in a Redneck Church if...
"Thou shall not covet" applies to huntin' dogs, too.

16. You know You're in a Redneck Church if ....
The final words of the benediction are, "Y'all come back now, Ya hear".

17. You know You're in a Redneck Church if ....
Even babies wear camo to services in the fall.

Thanks Fran! Laughing

Sunday, 17 April 2011 15:05

Not sure....

I am not sure what the caption to this photo means... BUT, it is a very cute picture...

Can't stand it any more
When a male can't stand it anymore!

Thanks Matt! Laughing

Monday, 11 April 2011 02:52


Vizzini"You only think I guessed wrong! That's what's so funny! I switched glasses when your back was turned! Ha ha! You fool! You fell victim to one of the classic blunders - The most famous of which is 'never get involved in a land war in Asia' - but only slightly less well-known is this: 'Never go against a Sicilian when death is on the line'! Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha! Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha! Ha ha ha..."

Friday, 08 April 2011 17:43


wolfpack"You guys might not know this, but I consider myself a bit of a loner. I tend to think of myself as a one-man wolf pack. But when my sister brought Doug home, I knew he was one of my own. And my wolf pack... it grew by one. So there... there were two of us in the wolf pack... I was alone first in the pack, and then Doug joined in later. And six months ago, when Doug introduced me to you guys, I thought, 'Wait a second, could it be?' And now I know for sure, I just added two more guys to my wolf pack. Four of us wolves, running around the desert together, in Las Vegas, looking for strippers and cocaine. So tonight, I make a toast!"

Thursday, 31 March 2011 11:17

The trouble with being lazy...

If you know us, you probably also know that about a year ago, Penny and I returned to the biker lifestyle. Well okay, maybe biker lite lifestyle. We both have Harley Davidson motorcycles. She has an '09 Sportster and I have an '09 Dyna. Well, here is the dilema...


It is EXHAUSTING dealing with the garage door when we go riding. We have to get off the bike and go close it after we pull out, and even worse, pull up, get off, tap in a code to open the garage door so we can put the bikes away. That is where the "lazy" comes in... I have been looking at systems that you can install on the motorcycle to open the garage doors. Most seem to hook into the headlight circuit; you flash your highbeams a couple times to activate the installed opener and it sends a signal to the opener and opens the door. Of course, HD being HD (Harley Davidson)... Their version of equipment cost well over $100 or HD (Hundred Dollars). So, I have been looking on ebay and the like. I found this system demo on YouTube and thought that maybe you all would be interested in seeing how this guy's system works. It is actually a very clean installation! There is no indication that the system has been even installed on the bike, and THAT is exactly what I want!!!



Unfortunately, I'd have to rely on the basement troll (Dan) to do the deed. He is pretty unreliable because he is rarely home...