Latest Blog Posts

We're members of the

We've ridden there:

Thursday, 01 March 2012 12:26

Introduction...

Everyone meet "Richard"...

He's a weiner dog!!! !!! !!!

Richardimage001

Thanks Matt!Laughing

Published in Chuckler
Friday, 17 February 2012 22:06

The Key of Awesome

This is hillarious!

Thanks Matt!Cool

Published in Awesomeness
Tuesday, 14 February 2012 12:43

WOW!

WOW! This is incredible!

Thanks Matt!

Published in Awesomeness
Tuesday, 14 February 2012 12:39

Life Explained

On the first day, God created the dog and said, "Sit all day by the door of your house and bark at anyone who comes in or walks past. For this, I will give you a life span of twenty years."

The dog said, "That's a long time to be barking. How about only ten years and I'll give you back the other ten?"

And God saw it was good.

On the second day, God created the monkey and said, "Entertain people, do tricks, and make them laugh. For this, I'll give you a twenty-year life span."

The monkey said, "Monkey tricks for twenty years? That's a pretty long time to perform. How about I give you back ten like the dog did?"

And God, again saw it was good.

On the third day, God created the cow and said, "You must go into the field with the farmer all day long and suffer under the sun, have calves and give milk to support the farmer's family. For this, I will give you a life span of sixty years."

The cow said, "That's kind of a tough life you want me to live for sixty years. How about twenty and I'll give back the other forty?"

And God agreed it was good.

On the fourth day, God created humans and said, "Eat, sleep, play, marry and enjoy your life. For this, I'll give you twenty years."

But the human said, "Only twenty years? Could you possibly give me my twenty, the forty the cow gave back, the ten the monkey gave back, and the ten the dog gave back; that makes eighty, okay?"

"Okay," said God, "You asked for it."

So that is why for our first twenty years, we eat, sleep, play and enjoy ourselves. For the next forty years, we slave in the sun to support our family. For the next ten years, we do monkey tricks to entertain the grandchildren. And for the last ten years, we sit on the front porch and bark at everyone.

Life has now been explained to you.

There is no need to thank me for this valuable information. I'm doing it as a public service. If you are looking for me I will be on the front porch.

Thanks Matt!Laughing

Published in Chuckler
Wednesday, 01 February 2012 12:35

A Nun at Hooters

nunchucksA nun, badly needing to use to the restroom, walked into a local Hooters. The place was hopping with music and loud conversation and every once in a while the lights would turn off. Each time the lights would go out, the place would erupt into cheers.

However, when the revelers saw the nun,the room went dead silent. She walked up to the bartender, and asked, 'May I please use the restroom?

The bartender replied, 'OK, but I should warn you that there is a statue of a naked man in there wearing only a fig leaf.'

'Well, in that case, I'll just look the other way,' said the nun. So the bartender showed the nun to the back of the restaurant.

After a few minutes, she came back out, and the whole place stopped just long enough to give the nun a loud round of applause.

She went to the bartender and said, 'Sir, I don't understand. Why did they applaud for me just because I went to the restroom?'

'Well, now they know you're one of us,' said the bartender, 'Would you like a drink?'

'No thank you, but, I still don't understand,' said the puzzled nun.

'You see,' laughed the bartender, 'every time someone lifts the fig leaf on that statue, the lights go out. Now, how about that drink?

Thanks Matt! Laughing

Published in Chuckler
Tuesday, 31 January 2012 03:46

What is your animal name?

Cougar The Beautiful Sloth... You?

What is your animal name?

What is your sign?

Thanks Matt! Laughing

Published in Chuckler
Wednesday, 05 October 2011 13:28

To Do List


I couldn't resist. This is PERFECT for today!!!

todo

Thanks Matt! Cool

Published in Awesomeness
Wednesday, 07 September 2011 11:31

Laugh Out Loud

Sometimes... a picture DOES say 1000 words.

These pictures are pretty darn funny, if I do say so myself!!!

heheImage12

heheImage13

heheImage14

heheImage15

heheImage16

heheImage17

heheImage18

heheImage19

heheImage20

heheImage21

heheImage22

heheImage23

heheImage24

heheImage25

heheImage26

heheImage27

heheImage28

heheImage29

heheImage30

heheImage31

heheImage32

heheImage33

heheImage34

heheImage35

heheImage36

heheImage37

heheImage38

heheImage39

heheImage40

heheImage41

heheImage42

heheImage43

heheImage44

heheImage45

heheImage46

heheImage47.

Thanks Mom and Matt! Laughing

Published in Chuckler
Thursday, 04 August 2011 22:45

Sand versus Stone

friendsTWO FRIENDS WERE WALKING
THROUGH THE DESERT.
DURING SOME POINT OF THE
JOURNEY, THEY HAD AN
ARGUMENT; AND ONE FRIEND
SLAPPED THE OTHER ONE
IN THE FACE.

THE ONE WHO GOT SLAPPED
WAS HURT, BUT WITHOUT
SAYING ANYTHING,
WROTE IN THE SAND:

'TODAY MY BEST FRIEND
SLAPPED ME IN THE FACE'

THEY KEPT ON WALKING,
UNTIL THEY FOUND AN OASIS,
WHERE THEY DECIDED
TO TAKE A BATH.

THE ONE WHO HAD BEEN
SLAPPED GOT STUCK IN THE
MIRE AND STARTED DROWNING,
BUT THE FRIEND SAVED HIM.

AFTER HE RECOVERED FROM
THE NEAR DROWNING,
HE WROTE ON A STONE:

'TODAY MY BEST FRIEND
SAVED MY LIFE'

THE FRIEND WHO HAD SLAPPED
AND SAVED HIS BEST FRIEND
ASKED HIM, 'AFTER I HURT YOU,
YOU WROTE IN THE SAND AND NOW,
YOU WRITE ON A STONE, WHY?'

THE FRIEND REPLIED;
'WHEN SOMEONE HURTS US,
WE SHOULD WRITE IT DOWN IN SAND
WHERE WINDS OF FORGIVENESS CAN ERASE IT AWAY.

BUT, WHEN SOMEONE DOES SOMETHING GOOD FOR US,
WE MUST ENGRAVE IT IN STONE
WHERE NO WIND CAN EVER ERASE IT'

!-

REMEMBER, WHEN PEOPLE HURT YOU
LEARN TO WRITE IT IN THE SAND.
WHEN PEOPLE ARE KIND TO YOU,
CARVE IT IN STONE.

-->

Thanks for this GEM Matt! Smile

Published in Truth
Tuesday, 14 June 2011 01:44

Welcome to the Jungle Baby!

If you like music at all, you HAVE to check out this video! This is a couple fella's playing Welcome To The Jungle (Guns N Roses) on Cellos! It is INCREDIBLE and the cellos are AWESOME too! Give it a listen (and watch)!!!

http://www.collegehumor.com/video/6531833/cello-and-welcome-to-the-jungle

Thanks Matt!Smile

Published in Awesomeness
StartPrev12NextEnd
Page 1 of 2