Farmers...Written by Layne Cope
Here is one from my buddy Matt.
The Montana Department of Labor and Industries heard a farmer was not paying proper wages to his help and sent an agent out to investigate him.
MT Gov’t employee: “I need a list of your employees and how much you pay them.”
Farmer: “Well, there's my farm hand that’s been with me for 3 years. I pay him $200 a week plus free room and board. Then there's the mentally challenged worker. He works about 18 hours every day and does about 90% of all the work around here. He makes about $10 per week, pays his own room and board, and gets a bottle of bourbon every Saturday night so he can cope with life. He also sleeps with my wife occasionally.”
MT Gov’t employee: “That's the guy I want to talk to.....the mentally challenged one.”
Farmer: “That would be me.”
Here is one my Father Inlaw (a farmer) told me one time...
Do you know why they only bury farmers two feet under?
It's so they can still get their handout...
I am a geek. A Windows geek to be exact. I do all things computer. I do like outdoor activities; camping, fishing, riding my hawg, etc. but I always gravitate back to the computer. In fact, between work, the biz and other stuff, if I am not on the 'puter for 14 - 16 hours a day, I feel deprived!