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Tuesday, 04 January 2011 02:01

Farmers...

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Here is one from my buddy Matt.

Thanks Matt!!!! Laughing


The Montana Department of Labor and Industries heard a farmer was not paying proper wages to his help and sent an agent out to investigate him.

Investigatorfarmer_man_working_on_the_farm_0521-1011-0114-5031_SMUMT Gov’t employee: “I need a list of your employees and how much you pay them.”

Farmer: “Well, there's my farm hand that’s been with me for 3 years. I pay him $200 a week plus free room and board. Then there's the mentally challenged worker. He works about 18 hours every day and does about 90% of all the work around here. He makes about $10 per week, pays his own room and board, and gets a bottle of bourbon every Saturday night so he can cope with life. He also sleeps with my wife occasionally.”

MT Gov’t employee: “That's the guy I want to talk to.....the mentally challenged one.”

Farmer: “That would be me.”


Here is one my Father Inlaw (a farmer) told me one time...

Do you know why they only bury farmers two feet under?ca-die-to-self

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imagesCAY7YM4VIt's so they can still get their handout... Tongue out

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Layne Cope

I am a geek. A Windows geek to be exact. I do all things computer. I do like outdoor activities; camping, fishing, riding my hawg, etc. but I always gravitate back to the computer. In fact, between work, the biz and other stuff, if I am not on the 'puter for 14 - 16 hours a day, I feel deprived!