Please, for the love of god, try the following:
- Don't click the Refresh button. Go outside now.
- If you are about to spend another $100 at Amazon,
then please contact Amazon Anonymous.
- To go outside, first click the Cyber Hypnosis menu,
and then click Cold Water in the Face. On the Numb
Ass tab, click Sedentary Back Pain. The Get Out of Your Chair settings should match those provided by
your local area network (LAN) administrator.
- If your Evil Computer Addict Persona has enabled it, we
can examine your network and quickly discover a way
to wake you up from your computer-induced stupor.
- If you would like Windows to try and discover them,
click Detect Computer-Induced Stupor
- There are a host of things awaiting you in the outside
world: fishing, skiing, skeet shooting, triathalons, PTA
meetings, and dentist appointments, for example.
- If you are unable to get up, click here and your power
strip will emit a large enough shock to scare you back
to your senses. If that doesn't work, then we give up.
You are officially in need of serious help. Dial 1-800-
GET-HELP on your computer's keypad to reach a mental
hospital near you.
- Click the Back button to melt your computer
Cannot find reality files