Since most of the corners around here seem to be claimed, I am just going to use my website. (Saves a cardboard tree that way, I can still work at my regular job, and I don't have to brave the elements, possibly catching a bad case of sunburn!).
HUNGRY VETERAN! NOT ABLE TO WIN THE LOTTO!
I am not going to lie, I am not only buying beer, I also need cash for... whatever I want.
Bet you $10 you read this. Now, please click "Pay Now" below to pay up.
Anything extra helps... :)
P.S. Unlike street corner beggars, I accept all major credit cards for your convenience!